I really wish the house would clean itself

Our snow day has not been the most fun ever.  I really didn't want the kids to just be sitting around watching TV all day...especially since we have a four-day-weekend right around the corner.  The house needed a good pick up, and since everyone was home it needed done.  The kids were grumbling about it, and grumbling towards each other, and they've just been pretty unpleasant to be around today.   I haven't felt well for about a week, and haven't kept up with the house...and I don't have the patience for the grumbling.  I really want the house to be picked up, but I just don't have it in me to get off the couch right now!