Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Absolutely too much

A year ago tomorrow, I wrote about a humorous dinner conversation that had taken place. It is utterly uncanny that tonight's dinner conversation was so similar, and yet so much funnier. SO MANY times I had flashbacks to the conversation last year...

HT: Today at school we learned about Benjamin Franklin.

me: What did you learn?

HT: We learned that Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity.

JR: (flashbacks begin) Benjamin Franklin invented the light bulb.

me: No, Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.

JC: (flashing back again!) Benjamin Franklin is dead.

me: What is it with you and famous dead people? (JC just shrugs)

JR: Dad, did you know that there was a president who was elected twice but not in a row?

Husband (from the next room): Garfield.

me: No, it was Grover Cleveland who was elected twice but not consecutively.

HT: Abraham Lincoln was elected twice.

me: Yes, but that was twice in a row.

JC: Abraham Lincoln died when someone shot him.

me: Oh good grief.

JC: How did George Washington die?

me: Again, what is your fascination with famous people dying?

Husband: I think George Washington died from the flu.

JR (deciding to change the subject AGAIN and move on to his new hairstyle, which, by the way, I think looks ridiculous): A lot of people at school think I look like Elvis with my hair.

me: I think you look like Eddie Munster.

husband: I think you look like Pat Riley.

HT: He looks like Elvis.

JR: You don't even know who Elvis is.

HT: Yes I do. (dramatic pause) Elvis is one of the chipmunks. (Needless to say, my husband and I burst out laughing at this point).

me: No, the chipmunk is Alvin.

husband: Elvis is a rock star from the 50's & 60's.

JC: Elvis is dead.

Ah, and so the conversation basically comes full circle. I'm telling you, you can't pay for entertainment like this!

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